We Hate F Tourists - Lisbon
Portugal is a land of charm, where every city reveals a new treasure. In just one week, journey from majestic Lisbon to colorful Porto, through romantic Sintra and sun-soaked Algarve. Marvel at castles, taste world-class wines, and feel the rhythm of fado in historic towns. With stunning landscapes and rich culture at every stop, this road trip is a perfect blend of discovery and relaxation. Don’t miss your chance to explore Portugal’s heart—book your unforgettable 7-day adventure today!
We Hate F Tourists
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
No. of rooms
71
WiFi
Parking
We speak
ES PT-PT
9.1/10
In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen.
Breakfast is available, and includes buffet, continental and vegetarian options.
Staff at the 24-hour front desk speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.
Popular points of interest near the hostel include Miradouro da Senhora do Monte, St. Georges Castle and Commerce Square. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km away, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.
The hotel day starts from hour 15:00 and ends at 12:00.
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Double Room with Private Bathroom. The double room has a private bathroom fitted with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned double room features a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit has 1 bed. ;
Twin Room with Private Bathroom. The twin room features a private bathroom equipped with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. The air-conditioned twin room offers a flat-screen TV with streaming services, a coffee machine, a wardrobe, heating as well as a quiet street view. The unit offers 2 beds. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory features a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has a balcony and air conditioning. ;
Bed in 4-Bed Standard Dormitory Room. The shared bathroom offers a shower and a hairdryer. Among the room amenities are air conditioning and heating as well as a quiet street view. ;
Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room. This bed in dormitory has air conditioning.
License number: 85993/AL
Pub crawlsadditional charge
Internet services
Airport shuttle (additional charge)
Fire extinguishers
Cashless payment available
Linens, towels and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
Outdoor furniture
CCTV outside property
Invoice provided
Safety deposit box
Shared kitchen
Daily housekeeping
Nightclub/DJ
Shared lounge/TV area
WiFi available in all areas
Non-smoking rooms
Designated smoking area
Key card access
Parking
Sun terrace
Terrace
Free WiFi
Luggage storage
Bar
Tour desk
Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
Garden
24-hour security
Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
Entertainment staff
WiFi
Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
Lift
Happy houradditional charge
Concierge service
Air conditioning
Lockers
Board games/puzzles
Face masks for guests available
Smoke alarms
First aid kit available
24-hour front desk
Street parking
CCTV in common areas
Games room
Evening entertainment
Airport shuttle
Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against Coronavirus
Tour or class about local cultureadditional charge
Themed dinner nightsadditional charge
